Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the blockchain, Bitcoin was shining, bringing joy with no pain. The bulls were back, pushing bears out of sight, as six-figure Bitcoin became the new height.
Miners were working, hash rates on the climb, protecting the network in the wintertime. Our Lambos were parked, shining under the moon, a testament to HODLing, a strategy that’s immune.
El Salvador continued to buy, stacking sats with glee, knowing that Bitcoin’s future is key. ETFs were on fire, bids filling the air, signaling a new era that is beyond compare.
On-chain data was crystal clear, advising to HODL without fear. Supply was diminishing, demand on the rise, a sign of adoption that took us by surprise.
A new all-time high appeared on the screen, bringing hope and excitement like never seen. To the exchanges we rushed, wallets in hand, as institutional FOMO spread across the land.
Could we see a Supercycle unfold, disrupting the system, breaking the mold? And then, in a sleigh adorned with gold, came Trump with a plan that was bold.
“A strategic reserve of Bitcoin,” he declared, “is what America needs to be prepared.” With a wink to the bulls, he took to the sky, wishing hodlers a Merry Christmas, and a prosperous goodbye.
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